Spread the word of The Illuminated Monkey and become a minister. It does not cost you anything. Simply print this certificate and you are on your way.
Registered in the State of California as a Not For Profit Corporation for Religious Studies,
The Church Of The Illuminated Monkey helps spread the study of ancient religions in the hope that this time around the humans on the planet can manage to not destroy themselves. You can help by becoming
a minister and join us in spreading our message to all; BE GOOD HUMANS.

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A glossy, signed copy by our top official, The Gringo Shaman,  and a wallet card are also available for a nominal fee of $5 (it helps cover the postage). Contact us for more information.